When my brother got married he chose me as his best man. I was honored. But, I was also intending on getting ridiculously drunk at the reception. There was one problem though. I didn’t eat all day. And the problem with that is, I can only do one or the other, not both at the same time. So, when the food was served I scarfed it all down and got seconds. When I had two beers I became bloated and ended up spending most of the reception outside walking laps around the parking lot. 😦