I went out as usual and found this really cool place with one of my co-workers. Actually I only think the place was cool because I was pretty drunk and I was attracted to the place by the bright lights. lol

So any way my buddy and I stroll over to this place like moths to a flame. We had no idea what the menu said so we asked the guy to give us his favorite dish. The looks at us and says “Spicy ok”? I was like sure. That simple word right there doomed us both. I swear this guy cooked this meat in liquid lava. The food was good and really tasty but just a bit spicy at first. I started to realize this stuff was blazing hot when my nose started to run and my beer felt like hot fire as I drank it in a attempt to cool my burning mouth.

I eventually stopped eating as I began to sweat through my clothes while a little old lady with no front teeth laughed her ass off at us as we downed like 5 or 6 bottles of water.

By now my buzz was gone but eventually the pain went away and all was right with the world or so we thought.

I woke up at like 4am with the worst urge to use the toilet ever. That’s when I realize why the old woman was laugh. That damn meal burned me twice. Going in and coming out. Ahhhhhhh!!! I actually prayed to god that he would magically make an ice cream cone appear in my hand so I could put out the flames coming out of my ass.

That was the best and worst meals I had yet. If it wasn’t for the entire burn ass thing it would have been a good meal. 😮

So remember if some old guy in Korea offers you some random food and asks you if Spicy is ok. RUN!!!