Few people know this but I have a super power.  I can consume copious amounts of caffine without the slightest affect to speak of whatsoever.  I think this power was cultivated through my growing up in the 1980’s and believeing if I drank Pepsi I’d be doing my part in combating the spread of Communism.  Now the question comes, will I use this power for good or evil?  Stay tuned.